Tell Tale Signs I'm Middle Aged #11

I can remember, when crisps cost 3p (per packet).

When Starburst were called Opal Fruits, Snickers were called Marathon bars, Cif was called Jif (Why the change guys??).

I remember when a Creme Egg was as big as my head and Curly Wurlys' were a foot long....

and I tell the younger generation in my family about all of this and more 'from the olden days' no matter how glazed an expression they're wearing.