Monday, 13 January 2014

Tell Tale Signs I'm Middle Aged #9

I understand the emotional lift that sexy underwear gives me....


It's important to keep the woman in me happy. Problem is, these days, I'm more attracted to words like 'comfort', 'thermal', kidney hugging',supportive and 'sensible' when choosing lingerie, than words like 'slinky', 'alluring' and 'silky'.

I've decided the woman I'm keeping happy inside is more 'Norah Batty' than 'Mrs Robinson'.