Thursday, 2 January 2014

Tell Tale Signs I'm Middle Aged #4

My car insurance premium is NOT equivalent to the cost of a moderately priced secondhand car!

Remember the scene from Fried Green Tomatoes.....???


[Evelyn is cut off in a parking lot]
Evelyn Couch: Hey! I was waiting for that spot!
Girl #1: Face it, lady, we're younger and faster!
[Evelyn rear-ends the other car six times]
Girl #1: What are you *doing*?
Girl #2: Are you *crazy*?
Evelyn Couch: Face it, girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.